Wow…Bitch
May 27th, 2008 by Danny
You have got to see this shit. I mean wow, seriously two of the worst people on the face of the Earth. please click and watch what these to heartless bitches did to a friggin’ 9 year old Girl Scout!
Archive for May, 2008
I Met Friggin’ Goofy!
May 20th, 2008 by Danny
So today I had the privilege of participating in a career day at Beverly Hills High. I got to share some knowledge about my profession and give some advice on preparation for college. I must say it was pretty rewarding.
When I got there, I registered and then took a seat in the cafeteria with two other speakers. To my left was Tonya Jenkins, a speech pathologist, and to my right…Goofy. Yes Goofy! The very essence and soul of the classic Disney character, voice actor Bill Farmer. Hearing the voice of Goofy, live, right there, was one of those unforgettable moments. it was awesome. It did however make me feel kinda dumpy. Surrounded by such greatness. One person helps people regain the ability to communicate, and the other has brought years of joy and merriment to children around the world. The hell do I do? It was pretty cool.
The day made me want to teach.
P.O.T.D: Warm Welcome
May 9th, 2008 by Danny
“We’re going to Monrovia! Who’s coming with me?!” That shits a doozy! Talk about an open invite for thugular activity.
Our Zoo is Shit…
May 3rd, 2008 by Danny
["Hey guys! Let's go to the zoo and carve some shit in the bamboo!"]
As a long-time resident of Los Angeles, the zoo is one of those places that I get real nostalgic about. I think most people really remember their first trip to the zoo. It’s the first time you see those gnarly animals in your kiddy books, and I definitely remember it blowing my mind. The zoo however is also one of those places that could never be as cool. Especially in Los Angeles, and especially today.
I went with local L.A. friend Tracy, who brought her video camera to document, not the animals, but the people who should trade places with the “animals”. During our little adventure, I made a few observations.
Observation number one. Kids today hate the fucking zoo. It’s crazy to see so many angry, crying children in one place at one time. It’s like, “Hey look, a flamingo, I want to cry now.” I don’t get it. Very unappreciative.
Observation number two. The thugs like the zoo. It must be some sort of quasi-Chavez-ravineish, Dodger blue sorta L.A. thing, but damn, 10 maybe 15 different gangs representing? Fat heinas and all. A sea of bald heads and neck tats. I couldn’t tell who was more impressed, the thugs or the animals.
Observation number three. Along with the thuggish presence, was the bamboo pictured above. I mean what the fuck. Lets carve some shit into bamboo? Really? I don’t think that counts as getting up. That’s just lame. I could only hope that one day bamboo will grow arms and legs and get revenge carving some angry shit onto punk-asses. It might cut down on observation number two.
Observation number four. Parents who know absolutely nothing about certain animals, but talk all awesome-like to deceive their child. For example, “Hey Emily look at that! What’s that? It’s a giraffe, yeah a giraffe. It’s so tall because it’s tall! So tall! Tall because it’s tall!” Please people, read the fucking sign before you get educational with the kids.
And finally, observation number five, which is by far the worse, the animals. Yes the very reason people come to the zoo. I mean hey, plenty of animals are endangered, and the zoo provides a safe place for them, but many of the animals here looked fucking miserable. I’d be miserable too if I couldn’t be left alone to do what comes natural. It was pretty tragic. I took some photos. Maybe you’ll see what I mean.
Hey Look! A Punk Ass!
May 3rd, 2008 by Danny
This is amazing. This little bastard has a bright future ahead, I know this. “I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.”
